Fuzzy Navels

What do you get a blue-collar team with no superstars for Christmas? An invitation to the Peach Bowl.

How did the FU Gators get into the Outback? The speculation that the TV audience will tune in to see phenom Chris Leak, Crowder,Troupe, etc. What nationally recognized superstars did the Vols have to offer the media ratings? Uh, none.

Let's face it. UT is an average team with a good 2003 season record. Actually, an unbelievable record considering there is no running game, no "speed burner" for the deep pass and no game breaking linebacker. Colquitt is our best weapon - but what TV audience wants to watch a punter.