But what kind of statement is that?

Especially for a team that was ranked #3 in the preseason? So we go to the Rotten or Outhouse Bowl - big shmeal. This team was supposed to have "the best line ever", according to Coach Chunky Butt. Hell, they couldn't block a tackling dummy! Jimmy Ray Jim Job Junior Stevens needs to get the hell outta Knoxville!

9-2 is alright during a normal year, but it is UNACCEPTABLE for a team that was Top 3 in the preseason and has 13 arrests during the offseason. What's the tradeoff for having a buncha punks and thugs? The least those bastards could do for us is win a conference title!

F### that lazy arse Riggs! F### Antwon "Statutory Rapist" Stewart! F### Sandy Randers! And f#$@ Mike "The Whore" Hamilton for putting up with this sh!t!!

F### EM ALL!!!