Looks like it's gonna be the Urbie Cup soon!

Like I said, we're cleaner this year, unlike the scumsucking dirtbags at UFoolish and UGly.
BTW, who the f#%k are YOU throwing stones at? Seems like your criminals win on the field AT ANY PRICE!!
Besides, how is it that UT can go undefeated during their NT year while UFoolish has to back into the NT game EACH YEAR? Y'all need to pay homage to teams like Texas (beating Nebraska in '98) and UCLA (beating USC last year) because without them, you would still have NOTHING!!
F#%king parasites! I hope our players stay clean off the field but go for your gay arse QB's legs in a game! Remember Volsuckme, one nice blow to the knees on Teblow and your season is OVER!!!