Punkriots 52, Giantless 10

Total beatdown. Will be one of the worst ever. Plaxico went and ran his mouth, so I'm sure that thug Harrison has a few dirty tricks waiting for him. Announcer will annoint Tommy Gay-dy has the next Jesus, and they will wait in line to polish his knob.

Bellichek is Beelzebub. As a matter of fact, the whole team are agents of Satan, and they will probably go undefeated the next year. And the next.

Bastards.

Yeah I dream of the day
When I learn how to make you pay
Some day I'll teach you to beg
Someday, someday
Yeah I dream of the day
When I can hear you say
You make me feel like a whore!

Everclear, 1995