Unless, of course

Unless, of course, the Earth is flat and the universe does revolve around the Earth and America faked the moon landings in a studio in Hollywood and are still faking all those pretend shuttle launches and photos coming from fake satelites to fool us that the Earth is really round.

It's all an intricate conspiracy between the so-called scientists who are all in on the deception because they're all trying to keep the knowledge that UFO aliens are really here and are living in human form among us a secret.

Or not. Either way is possible, I guess.

I believe that monkeys will fly from my butt.