Virgin cheese toast

Yes, knowing how stupid people can be, and knowing how market value is so precarious and idiotic anyway; where some pumped up Japanese card sharing racket can push pieces of cardboard with bad anime drawings on it as if they actually are worth something... Where idiots believe stupid things, and have to close their eyes tight to make sure they continue believing it.

Go ahead, call up the cheese toast people and make them an offer. You know that it'll change hands for $30,000 next time and pretty soon it'll be worth half a million dollars.

t's not molding after 10 years, that's all the miracle some people need. How is that possible, that it doesn't mold?

(Let me sprinkle a little water on that toast and we'll stick it in the fridge for two weeks and see who's really Madonna)

I can see the headlines now, "Virgin Cheese Toast Rots, News at Ten".