From landlocked Paraguay (Paraguays watersheds empty into the Atlantic) comes a fish? that if real, appears like it will make history.

http://frankwarren.blogspot.com/2006/01/paraguay-fish-with-hands-and-feet.html

It is a sign of the coming Anti-Christ

Yes, it could be a sign of the apocalypse. Or, it could be the exact same photograph as the one from the www.oceans.gov.au site of a Long Nosed Chimaera Pup.

And, it is a killer animal, so if you see one outside your door you'd better not pick it up.

"It is a wierd gelatinous, pale looking fish, with a curled up trunk of a snout, an abyssal fish living at roughly 6000 meters deep, and it has a venomous spine on its back, sort of like a stonefish, and could quite easily kill somebody except for the depth at which it lives, by the time you stepped on one, your body would most likely be crushed like an egg by the water pressure."

http://sheherazahde.livejournal.com/126130.html#cutid1