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Lay your bets folks, Bible Scholars Predict an 85 Percent Probability of a Nuclear Terrori

June 6 2006 at 9:49 AM
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Bible Scholars Predict an 85 Percent Probability of a Nuclear Terrorist

Attack on the UN Complex in Manhattan on June 9 or 10

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The Bible is written in a symbolic code. But it is not the New York Times best selling Hebrew Letter Skip code of Michael Drosnin and it is not the hollywood blockbusting fictional Da Vinci code of Dan Brown. It is the symbolism of Daniel's visions, Joseph's Dreams and Jesus' parables. It applies to the whole Bible, Old and New Testaments. The Bible is end times prophecy written as history. This code research has been sent to 200 academic statisticians around the world for their opinion. So far none of them have been able to refute it.

London, England, June 4, 2006 -- Before we get into the scriptural reasoning let's look at this physically. Mayor Bloomberg has said that terror schemes have mentioned the UN amongst other targets. NYC has been the main terrorist target in the past in the US. Nuclear terrorism has been debated in the media as a possibility in the longer term future, but next weekend?

Well, that is where the Bible research comes in. The date is deduced from the symbolic code of Jesus' parables and Daniel’s visions and Joseph’s dream interpretations. A Bible research group called the Lords’ Witnesses, claim to have found the true symbolic Bible code which applies to both the Old and New Testaments. They have found that all Bible accounts obey certain grammatical rules. In particular the number of nouns which act as nouns in every Bible account is divisible by the number of meanings that the account has, and the total number of both distinct nouns acting as nouns and distinct possessive noun chains (which contain a noun acting as a noun and other nouns acting as possessive adjectives) in each account is likewise divisible by the number of meanings of that account. They have discovered that every Bible account has encoded within it the number of extra symbolic meanings that the account has. Some bible accounts have no extra symbolic meanings, others have as many as 6 extra symbolic meanings.

They have verified the two noun counting rules which they believe every Bible account obeys for the first 227 little =Bible stories in the four gospels of the new testament and found them to be true in each case. They have presented these results in a paper and in the form of two lectures on DVDs to 200 academic statisticians around the world. As yet none of them have been able to disprove their findings. For more on this see www.truebiblecode.com/understanding49.html

This work is not a New York Times best seller like the Hebrew Letter Skip code of Michael Drosnin and it is not a commercially successful fiction like the Da Vinci code of Dan Brown. But it does reveal accurately how the last true Christian church should be run, which is what might one expect from a true Bible code. It also reveals that Armageddon begins on March 23rd 2008, and ends on August 20th 2008. It reveals that Jesus comes down to earth to sort out the sheep from the goats on 5th/6th May 2008 during Armageddon, at the end of the 1335 days of Daniel 12:12 and that the faithful sheep are raptured to be angels on 6th/7th June 2008. This is the post tribulation rapture. After that things get really bad, and we succeed in destroying ourselves fully by August 20th 2008 - see www.biblecodeintro.com/intro44.html.

The true Bible code reveals the true nature of Hell and the unceasing and everlasting love that God has for every person whom he ever created, the wicked and the good alike. It reveals that there will be 7 terrorist nuclear bombs before Armageddon, which is the final man made nuclear holocaust. The first of these bombs will hit the UN complex in Manhattan between sundown on Friday June 9th and Sundown on June 10th, this year. The Bible Scholars have 2 independent scriptural interpretations which give the same week for this attack. Furthermore the attack must occur on a Sabbath according to both of the interpretations. For a simple explanation starting from the basics and ending with a nuclear bomb in at the UN in Midtown Manhattan during the 2nd weekend in June 2006, see www.truebiblecode.com/nyc.html

The Lords’ Witnesses in all seriousness therefore beg everyone in NYC of any religious or anti religious persuasion whatsoever, who has faith that God can predict the future, to leave NYC before the second weekend in June and, if interested, to read all about our great Biblical understandings from some other place! And more to the point, at some time after that weekend! The Lords’ Witnesses, 93 Shepperton Road, Islington, London N1 3DF, United Kingdom is a non profit company limited by guarantee. www.truebiblecode.com - your Biblical early warning system.

 
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I wonder ...

June 6 2006, 1:31 PM 

if they applied their noun/meaning counting rules to other texts? I mean maybe there's a relationship between the number of nouns and the number of meanings in a statement.

Also, they don't quite explain why the UN building. I can't say because I don't quite understand their rules for counting meanings.

Bruce

 
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The date has been changed ...

June 14 2006, 11:00 AM 

to June 30 or July 1. They acknowledge that they had picked the wrong dates. There is still time to divest all financial holdings and send it to them.

 
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At least ...

June 15 2006, 10:44 PM 

their confidence went up. I guess any time someone makes a prediction we should allow them 2 weeks to account for the change in calendars from Julian.

Bruce

 
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Ok one more time ...

July 11 2006, 1:17 PM 

for predicting the attack on teh UN building. Here's a excerpt "...We now have 3 scriptural witnesses to the attack occurring in the biblical month of Tammuz (i.e. before Sundown July 28th) and we have one witness to the attack happening on 2006Tammuz28/29 which runs from the evening of July 25 to the evening of July 27th ..."

They've only got it wrong four times before.

Bruce

 
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Darn!!!

July 11 2006, 5:00 PM 

There is no July edition of Phactum. I could have printed the date as a correction to the June 6, 2006 end of the world date.

 
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One More Time (Again)

August 2 2006, 5:27 PM 

When are these guys going to give up? I imagine they'll eventually be right maybe in 100 years. Here's the latest.



"On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at the UN in midtown. After making several mistakes we realised that 1 Kings 18 declared we would get it right at the 8th attempt (Since Elijah asked his attendant to go and look for a man made mushroom cloud 7 times after the first no show, making 8 attempts in all). The trouble is that we have found it hard to decide just what a valid attempt is. Here are all the incorrect dates we have so far proposed...

2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20)
2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27)
2006Iyyar11 (June 8/9)
2006Sivan12 (June 9/10)
2006Tammuz3 (June30/July1)
2006Tammuz2-6 (June 29 - July 4)
2006Tammuz28/29 (July 25 - 27)
2006Ab3/4 (July 30 - August 1)"

 
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Re: One More Time (Again)

August 3 2006, 11:49 AM 

That is terriffic.

Next someone will be selling End of the World Insurance.

 
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Bruce Willaimson
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Ok now this ..

August 11 2006, 1:12 PM 

is getting a bit ridiculous. Here's the latest

"The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb on 2006Ab15 i.e. on the Jewish Sabbath between Sundown Friday August 11th and Sundown Saturday August 12th, 2006"

This is becomming an excellent example of a belief system gone wrong.

Bruce

 
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Eventually, ....

August 11 2006, 5:58 PM 

if they keep making predictions, something bad will happen somewhere.

It seems that some pretty bad things have been averted in the past two days. Do averted catastrophes count?

 
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Ok now this is it ...

August 23 2006, 9:01 PM 

really for sure.

"We now predict a terrorist Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on the sabbath of 2006Ab29 (Sundown Friday August 25th to Sundown Saturday 26th). The last sabbath in August."


I'm not quite sure why the plaza would even be a target? I mean we're worse off with the UN in New York. It costs the USA money and we get nothing out of it.

Bruce

 
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Re: Ok now this is it ...

August 24 2006, 12:44 AM 

and New York City doesn't even get to collect UN staff parking tickets.

 
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Bruce Williamson
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oOk they found the mistake annd ...

August 29 2006, 11:43 AM 

have the prediction right this time.

"We correctly predicted that the UN would lose its headship in 2006Tammuz (this being the 2nd head of the image of the Beast of Revelation 13) which gets a death stroke but then recovers. It lost its head on 2006July12 (2006Tammuz14) when Israel invaded Lebanon without a UN mandate. The UN lost credibility and lost control for a month. It lost headship over Israel for one month. But the image of the Beast does not lose two heads, it only loses one head. Each of the 7 heads of the image of the UN Beast stands for one month of military headship over the governments of the world, just as the 7 heads of the UN Beast itself each stand for one year of military headship over the governments of the world - see below. So we knew it had to regain headship in the month of Ab. It did this on August 11th by means of the UN Security Council Resolution 1701, passed that day, and demanding an immediate ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon. Now the UN will has been declare Peace and Security since the UN Peace Building Commission was added to the UN Security Council in our understanding. So sudden destruction will befall them according to 1 Thessalonians 5:3. So please leave NYC for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th sabbaths in September!!!"

I wodner what their site will say when nothign happens in September?

Bruce

 
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Re: oOk they found the mistake annd ...

August 29 2006, 10:07 PM 

That is terrific. And so clearly stated.

I wonder how many of those folks have divested in order to speed their way to The Rapture?

 
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Get out of town by sundown

September 26 2006, 1:16 PM 

Now it is today and not on a Sabbath.

"We now predict a terrorist Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan between 2 p.m. and Sundown on Elul30 (Tuesday September 26th)"

Bruce

 
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Re: Get out of town by sundown

September 27 2006, 11:02 AM 

Thanks for the warning, Bruce. I will make it a point to not me in Manhattan on September 26. You can count on it.

 
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Missed one..

October 14 2006, 2:04 PM 

dead line it was last week. Now it is a nuclear or a dirty bomb. When are these nut cases goign to realize that they are using the bible for the wrong purposes. Now they've given themselves a 8 day spread. Why not just change it to someday?

"We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on 2006Tishri22 (Between Sundown Tuesday 17th and Sundown Wednesday 18th) and if not on that day then on any day before 2006Tishri30 (before Sundown Wednesday October 25th)."

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Re: Missed one..

October 15 2006, 10:14 AM 

I wonder how good they are at picking ripe fruit at the grocery. And I surely would not trust these guys to pick stocks.

I think this group of prognosticators need a new line of work, perhaps follow-up men at a horse parade.

 
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