But of course, my real motivation is my 15% investment interest in the Sandy Malah Brewery. I sold a bunch of perfect gems to front her the money to get her IPO (Initial Pilsner Offering) off the ground . . .
(You guys do realize that General Douglas MacArthur had a financial interest in the San Miguel Brewery in the Philippines, right?
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*ducks as Greiz throws an old helmet across Anya's Bar and Bath House*
Screw political correctness. I am gonna participate in a little ethnic cleansing tonight, the target being those catamite demons of the World Stone Keep and their mentally unstable and schizophrenic leader, Baal/Tal Rasha/Blithering Idiot. And, for that matter, the horses they all rode in on.
Jemali has a serious "case of the attitudes" about frenzied ice spawn. I find I am having a hard time getting him to focus during our beer drinking, er-um, trainng sessions these days.
I, Proud Lance Corproal of THE MIGHTY AND INOMDITABLE LEGION OF GREIZ propose that we Loot the Keep, Rape the Harpies (before we kill them, not after: c'mon, I'm no perv!!) and Slaughter the Minions -- no quarter asked or given. Only then can we, at long last, give Baal the opportunity to become personally acquanted with the Flying Wedgie that the Legion is so famous for. Or should be, anyway.
Tactical note: I suggest we all put up TP's as soon as we hit the WS chamber to ensure there is rapid redeployment of any and all who fall in the midst of battle.
Need to have everyone there for the photo op as Baal falls to our Skewers of Vengeance.
I have promised Mrs Occhi that tonight is my last Friday night skirmish, so what say we do it in Style?
Of course, you do realize that Hell Baal will drop the Unique War Pike, now that we will be finished . . .
FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF THE LEGION (and profits) OF GREIZ!!!