Verdun of MTL has lost some of it's beef this year to attrition but thankfully, Maple bear has stepped up to save the day!!!

Insiders report that they are releived that Mr. Bear has decided to join Verdun when clearly the Wong's are also in need of members this year.

Mr. Bear allegedly in top form and was seen flexing his muscle and eating a brownie.

More news at eleven, eleven thirty in NFDL!!!

A browniiie?

What is this all about?

Dragon boat ranking team, please stop/ban this thread

bear=brownie=cookies=milk

God, people it`s funny!!! Lighten up.

you're a "Dope"

AMAZING I'm glad that carpet bagger did not join the Wongs and decided to join Verdun.
Looks like the Slayers will once again come back and dominate the Dragon Boat world.....
I hear Days Inn mightcome back and merge with Verdun as well or it could be the Wongs

What's a carpet bagger?

VERDUN AND WONGS DRAGONSLAYERS ARE DEFINITELY MERGING AND WILL BE COACHED BY PACO...

I hear his salary is 15 Verdun cookies a month.

Hahah! Man, I don't know where you got your facts, but you're wrong. As far as I know, both teams are going to stay as they are and coached by the Matts respectively. Can't wait to see them go head to head again this season.

Don't forget Telus! I hear they're going to give them all a run for their money! TELLLLLUS!

With El Gordo Viejo gone from the Wongs, I'm sure the they will be better than ever now.

I hear Telus will Buy and Merge Verdun and the Wongs under the Telus banner.

Verdun will be known as Verdun Telus Solution MIKE
The Wongs will be known as Wongs Telus Clearnet
Telus will be the KING of the Montreal scene everyone else please deal with it as we know we're the best team around ...why because we said so.....

You go Carl, El Gordo Viejo made a great ancor. Only thing he did right was eat. Oh and he did look awesome in his tights...at least Toula thought so:)))

Telus is Montreal's answer to MOFO

Ahhh yes!!!

My fans miss me already. As they say in Bollywood, no press is bad press, all other press is good press. I dare say that it was not only the lovely Toula who admired my spindly legs and tight buttocks.

Am I right Yuen baby????

Carl, you da man!!!

Carl has been waxing his body hair this year to cut Telus
race time

As a result of El Gordo's retirement, all festival food concessions will subsequently go out of business.

and replaced by brownie stands!

This year, you'll have to take the shuttle to an even further parking lot to get to the food stands.

Stella's mother's tiropita will save the day. Or we can just eat one of the TO flatties. Oh wait I hear some of the girls have already eaten flattie and it left a sour taste in their mouths

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is very funny, you MTL ers are a funny bunch. Don't get most of the references but sour tasting TO flattie?? That killed me...plus you got that wacky bear guy!!!
Is the El Gordo guy in the same vein as the bear?

No, but Paco is in the same vein as the bear guy because his name rhymes with "whacko".

What time is it in Australia?

it's cookie making time call 911

maple bear brownies ...

can someone explain what the joke is here with Brownies? Is this some sort of inside joke becasue it sure isn't funny.

lay off the topic, a**holes.

TOUCHY TOUCHY nOW WE MUST ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. aNY BIRDIES KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? Do share. Let's all vent and share it will be cleansing for all like a nice warm high colonic:)))

this is getting retarded what happened already? ya'll have a gang bang or something? Somebody spill the beans, stop teasing us

Something about their end of seasson party...

Must of been wild.

Not the good kind of wild!

So what finally was the breaking news?

two of the girls did a lesbian show after geting wasted and freaked out when they realised video was being taken. Two of the guys were also video taped "enjoying" each other.

Ask Ira he was their he would know.....

So who is this IRA guy and why has he not talked yet...comeon dude..was the girl on girl action good? Were you one of the guys on the tape?

IRA, being the crazy fenian he is, once beat Mad Dog Vachon with a Goalie stick. Don't push him.

I thought that was his brother jode

irish rebublican army (IRA) is now infiltrating Verdun. Potato famine ceases. Brownies are plentiful.

You guys keep mentioning brownies..... my understanding is that it was not brownies, but cookies that were plentiful,.... special cookies!

One of the verduners spiked the punch bowl, which led to the lesbian show. Ira was not implicated in the man on man action. Rumour has it that the cookies in question were baked by a certain bear who sneaked in as Tuna's date. She didn't notice because she had partaken of the "Special" cookies on the drive up.

get a life people! I mean seriously get a life!

BUT WE HAVE NO LIFE SO WE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE OVER HERE THAT THE POINT.Why are you so mad you in the video?

What truly transpired…, I really know…, after a few alcoholic beverages they decided to play this adult game called hide and seek. Someone found a wardrobe which was a passage way to a place called Nunavut. They all ended up there and were welcomed as messiahs by the inhabitants. The team reluctantly joined the battle between good and evil and liberated the land from the evil clutches of the federal government. And this, my friends is what really occurred. I know.

I think Loki has been eating one too many cookies.

I dislike cookies. I prefer rice cakes, yaba and crystal meth.

By the way, I was told that no video was made of their adventure because they needed the lithium in the camera batteries to produce yaba for the denizens of Nunavut. And that my friends, is indeed breaking news.

Maybe add some copper to the mix?

It would absolutely be an interesting experiment. To my knowledge, the greatest concentration of copper at my disposition would be located in my niece’s piggy bank. It must contain at least several thousand pennies (the piggy is rather obese and his name is Greenspan). I would have to devise a grand scheme to appropriate myself with her wealth for she is wise and ruthless beyond her age. True story my friends.

I will get back to you as soon as her fortune is in my possession. Science must prevail.