I think someone beat me to this one a few days ago, but here it is.

http://www.mapleridgenews.com/portals-code/list.cgi?paper=46&cat=23&id=1044709&more=0

"Thieves got away with a loot after breaking into a container owned by the Pitt Meadows Paddling Club last week.
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Thirty-six dragon boat paddles worth $2,700, two steering oars worth $400, three weed-eaters, a two-cycle pump and two pleasure canoes which cost $1,000 were stolen."

At least they didn't lose a DRAGON boat.

They did lose two canoes.

Crazy. Sad to hear that.

"Thirty-six dragon boat paddles worth $2,700" or worth nothing because you can't possibly sell that many stolen dragon boat paddles without getting busted.

What the hell are they going to do with all those paddles, oars and the HALF a dragon boat they stole earlier this year?! Start a new sport?!