I don't know, but ... [caution, strong language and graphic material]September 21 2001 at 9:19 AM | Dana |
Response to Who wrote that Dana? It was great fun to read. |
| My SIL sent it to my husband, who sent it to me. Then in my email this am someone had also forwarded it to me.
I just did a google search on it and came up with two links, one of which had this comment -- "Uhg, why would anyone write this crap?"
Another one had this sequel [caution, here is the strong language and graphic material]
When the Us and the Ss had their fill of the tune, They looked to the East, and on top of a dune They all saw the Binch disappear in his hole. . . And they gathered the Binch-seeking ass-ripping pole And the flesh-melting popper, and detesticatoon, And the super turban-piercing Binch-slap harpoon And they marched to the east to the Binch's dark home And they filled in the hole with Binch-flushing foam. But the Binch was well guarded -- the Crags and the Loons Took the poles for the Binch and fell on the harpoons. And the Binch was a coward; while all his friends died He hid in his hole, and he cried, and he lied: "You've got the wrong Binch! Please, let me explain! I did not ever touch the U air-o-planes! I did not steal them in the U morning hours! I did not aim them at the Uville Twin Towers!" But the Crags, who never agreed with the Loons Said, "I saw him break Towers. Stop throwing harpoons!" And the Head U of Uville reached into the hole With the super-long Binch-seeking ass-ripping pole And he rooted around the Binch's dark nest And he captured the Binch, and he opened his chest, And he found that the Binch's heart wasn't just small. The Binch, he found, did not have a heart at all. And they chopped of his head, and they chopped off his feet And they used what was left for Crag-feeding meat. And the Us all went back home and rebuilt their town. It takes more than Binches to bring Uville down.
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