For those who have ARD's coming

We have all been to those meetings where the parent want over 100 percent. How can the school personnel achieve this? Here's a little insight into the formula that the schools use.

Let the letters A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z be represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then, H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, but attitude and bullshit will put you over the top.