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Subject: Afganistan's TV Guide Listings

THE TALIBAN TV NETWORK "T B C"
prime time schedule:

> MONDAYS
> 8:00 Husseinfeld
> 8:30 Mad About Everything
> 9:00 Monday Night Stoning
> 9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
> 10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News
>
> TUESDAYS
> 8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
> 8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
> 9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
> 9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
> 10:00 My Mullah the Car
>
> WEDNESDAYS
> 8:00 Beat The Press
> 8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
> 9:00 Married With 139 Children
> 9:30 Just Shoot Everything
> 10:00 Veil Watch
>
> THURSDAYS
> 8:00 Osama and Grace
> 8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
> 9:00 Veronica's Closet of Long, Black, shapeless Dresses and Veils
> 9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
> 10:00 My Favorite Martyr
>
> FRIDAYS
> 8:00 Judge Omar
> 8:30 TeleTalibans
> 9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
> 9:30 Cave and Garden Television
> 10:00 Allah McBeal