Short takes (more funnies)

Short Takes


A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

The biggest seller is cookbooks, and the second is diet books about how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

"I love being married. It's so great to find the one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours. Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says; "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the back of the room says, "There's a calendar behind you."

"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns."

A Florida grandfather had a hard time opening one of the two windows of the bedroom where he and grandma sleep. He told his grandson that the windows now have been given names, His and
Hernia.

Received from The Funnies.