Dear God,
could you explain again why dogs are not allowed on a Greyhound bus?
Dear God,
do bird angels have two sets of wings, or is one enough?
Dear God,
when my family sits down to dinner, they always bless their food. But they never bless my dinner for some reason. I have the feeling that i'm missing something. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they pour out my food, as my own blessing. Have you noticed?
Dear God,
do you have any pets? Or are we all your pets?
Dear God,
is thunder absolutely necessary?
Dear God,
how come people love to smell flowers, but seldom if ever smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
is there really a food called "moused potatoes", or is this just another myth?
Dear God,
are there really "killer whales", or is this a figment of goldfish imagination?
Dear God,
why did it take humans 7,000 years to invent the elevated feeding bowl? Is this rocket science??
Dear God,
does Heaven have a scent? Sometimes I think I smell it!
Dear God,
when we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
does PetSmart sell lie detectors?
Dear God,
must I bark, or can you hear my thoughts?
Dear God,
are tigers really huge cats, or are cats tiny tigers?
Dear God,
do we get any credit for not smoking or drinking?
Dear God,
when my Mommy's new friend comes over in the evening, he smells like musk! What's he been rolling around in?
Dear God,
I like to be scratched behind the ears. Who scratches you?
Dear God,
one thing I like about you is that you never interrupt when I'm talking to you!
Dear God,
did you forget to create dognip?
Dear God,
when I get to Heaven, do I get to play frisbee with my halo?
Dear God,
"dog" spelled backwards is "god"
"cat" spelled backwards is "tac".
Excuse me?
Dear God,
is a bagpipe an animal?
Dear God,
is it a sin to escape from your cage?
Dear God,
do people know that we pray, too? Or is it just between us?
Dear God,
if we come back as humans, is it good or bad?
Dear God,
we dogs can understand human verbal commands, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?
I rest my case.
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