ah so ya like Internet wit stuff huh??? hmmmm Ok......

THE ETERNAL QUESTION ........ "why did the chicken cross
the road?"


PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see theplain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side
"That's what "they" call it, the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side". That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that.


DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it
crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.


GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability


SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?


FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.


BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook & Internet
Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the
chicken?


BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken" please?


GEORGE W. BUSH:
I don't think I should have to answer that question.


LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the black man" in order to trample him
and keep him down.


THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the road, and there was
much rejoicing.


COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?


Posted on Sep 12, 2002, 3:18 AM

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