court docket 12659 - Case of the pregnant lady

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> > COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
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> > A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus.
> > She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
> > She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into
> > a grin, so
> > she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When, on the fourth move,
> > the man burst
> > out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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> > The case came up in court.
> > The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
> > himself.
> > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this.....When the lady
> > got on the bus,
> > I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that
> > said, "The Double
> > Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
> > sign that said,
> > "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
> > she placed
> > herself under a sign that said, William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and
> > I could
> > hardly contain myself. BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
> > and sat under a
> > sign that said,"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" ...I
> > just lost
> > it.
> >
> > "CASE DISMISSED"
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