A True Southern Knows....

A True Southerner Knows:
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>1. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
>2. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
>3. What general direction cattywumpus is.
>4. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
>5. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
>6. The difference between Yankee's and damn Yankee's.
>7. A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
>8. Real gravy don't come from the store.
>9. The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery.
>10. When "by and by" is.
>11. The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece."
>12. The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, & trailer trash.
>13. Never to go snipe hunting twice.
>14. You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
15.A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
>16. Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
>17. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
GOD BLESSED DIXIE !!!!