I really miss Dirk Diggler, such great advice and delivered so cheerily, and I'll bet he was just dreamy to!
With an annoitment such as yours, and since Eddie must place your advice in very high standing, I was thinking, maybe you could do the question and answer session?
I'll go first;
My mommy has been dating a biker guy, and he rides A LOT. Thats about all he talks about, where he's been, where he's going next, and well, lately mommy has been going with, and I think she really likes riding with because on the sleep overs I can hear her yelling at him to go faster.
Well next time you hear them, hollerin, go see what they are doing, if your mommy is in danger of hitting her head then I would suggest helmets... knowing bikers you should also make sure that Biker dude has a 'helmet' on his little head too...
"you don't quit riding because you get old,"
"you get old because you quit riding"
Brett-IBA#326/TS#515
Well Mr. R., not bad for your first swing. IMHO you double dipped it the candy coating though.
Let me show you what I mean:
Child you sound like a little girl to me, or you will be later in life anyway, so I'll give you a a little insight into Mr. Wonderful,AKA Dirk Diggler; We had a wonderful relationship, and then time started to catch up to the Dirkster. At first it was the little stuff like that six pack abs turned into a twelver, then the erector set had a few malfunctions, but nothing a few Cialis from his pal Marty couldn't fix, for a while anyway, till that well dried up. Then I met his friend Tim.
There is man that can really drive home a point, IF you know what I mean! So I left Dirk, hey, a guys gotta do what a guys' gotta do right? Well Dirk kinda let hisself go, Waddling around his back yard in worn out flip flops and those ugly surfer shorts, with a (usually warm) PBR and those ubiquitous State Fair Brand corn dogs. Almost un-recognizeable with that hairy beach ball belly and talk about green house gas, even the dog left the yard.
So ther ya go kid, not pretty but that is life.
Oh and your mom is in her room doin' the nasty, not dreaming about riding motorcycles (though she may be riding!). You must be spending too much time outside in the fresh air reading books or playing barbie. You need to down a couple Dews' eat some sugary snacks and play a few video games to see what the real world is like.
That was just an example. You have been chosen by his eminence. Besides I got a job and if my boss found out I was dispensing advice for free on his time I'd be out like Saturday nights bathwater!
So, you are willing to critique and otherwise demean my own 'method' of answering the quesitons, but not willing to step up to the plate, thus the reason you are the 'EX' maybe???
I know how you EX's are I have 2 of them! =;^)
I am still trying to figure out how I have become the chosen stand in for Dirk...
