JELLICLE PROFILE: Bustopher Jones

Name: Bustopher Jones

Age (human years): 65

Weight: "If you pretend you didn't ask that, I'll pretend I didn't hear it"

Marital Status: Involved with someone (Jennyanydots)

Likes: Eating out, his clubs, playing golf, cultural events, eating in, Mexican food, Thai food, Chinese food, Japanese food, deli take-out, Greek food, Mideastern food...

Dislikes: Low-carb diets, uncleanliness, workout tapes

Favorite Group: The Cranberries, The Lemonheads, Moby Grape, Pearl Jam...he has never heard their music but their names sound good enough

Favorite Song: "Food, Glorious Food"

Favorite Movie: "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory"

Favorite TV Show: (any cooking program)

He said it: "When do we eat?"

...for he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it!