- Name: Bustopher Jones
Age (human years): 65
Weight: "If you pretend you didn't ask that, I'll pretend I didn't hear it"
Marital Status: Involved with someone (Jennyanydots)
Likes: Eating out, his clubs, playing golf, cultural events, eating in, Mexican food, Thai food, Chinese food, Japanese food, deli take-out, Greek food, Mideastern food...
Dislikes: Low-carb diets, uncleanliness, workout tapes
Favorite Group: The Cranberries, The Lemonheads, Moby Grape, Pearl Jam...he has never heard their music but their names sound good enough
Favorite Song: "Food, Glorious Food"
Favorite Movie: "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory"
Favorite TV Show: (any cooking program)
He said it: "When do we eat?"
...for he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it!
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