1. A lucky patron would get a headless bird in their seat after intermission.

2. Those who are dumb enough to take their shoes off and leave them unguarded would also get another little present inside them.

3. Half the show would consist of actors just lying around and sleeping.

4. Another part would consist of actors catching bugs and trying to dismember them.

5. Macavity would run away once someone turned on a vacuum cleaner.

6. People would try to read their programs, but guess who'd be sitting on them.

7. The only time the actors would dance is if feathers, keys, or ribbons would be waved at them.

8. Guess who'd be slouched across an entire row, preventing them from sitting down at intermission?









...for he will do as he do do, and there's no doing anything about it!

gud ideas lol! that made me laugh!!!