The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving
Not overly-intelligent
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
(self-explanatory)
Tighter than bark on a tree
Not very generous
Big hat, no cattle
All talk and no action
We've howdied but we ain't shook yet
We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow
He has a pretty high opinion of himself
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth
That woman can talk
It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs
We really could use a little rain around here
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly
Appearances can be deceptive.
This ain't my first rodeo
I've been around awhile
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch
Living in sin
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope
Stop arguing and do as you're told
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Rather prone to boasting
You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em biscuits
You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is
That's a fur piece.
It'll take you awhile to get there
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon
just do your part and I'll do mine
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride
Don't judge a book by its cover
She's been rode hard and put away wet
refers to an unnattractive, hard-looking woman
toad choker
a heavy rain
frog strangler
also a heavy rain
finer than frog hair
use anywhere you might use the word "fine"
rarer than hen's teeth
pretty darn rare
tump
to spill, as in "I jes' tumped over mah beer"
coke
Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Big Red, etc
BuMMiTy BuMMiTy BuMMiTy BuMp EvErYtHiNg IS BeTTer IN A JEEP!!!
Love, Jeep_Chick
Where did you find something like this?? 
