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Why I Fired My Secretary

April 3 2000 at 10:15 PM
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Jocelyn 

 
Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I

wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went

into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for

me. She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any

Happy Birthday. I said, well, that's wives for you.

The children will remember. The children came into

breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to

the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said,
"Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a

little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon.

About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You

know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your

birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've

heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;

we went out into the country to a little private

place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch

tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,

it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back

to the office. Do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, we had another

martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss,

if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom

and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes,

she came out...

.. carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife

and children. All were singing Happy Birthday.

.. and there on the couch I sat...

.. with nothing on but my socks......

 
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