Well,

LD has two natural kids, too.
They are both lovely women with minds of their own.

And, I know, you like (point to AJ) lesbians. That's so unusual of heterosexual men, to fantasize about lesbians. You should go on Howard Stern and shock the hell out of everyone. Funny haven't heard her get any crushes lately since she became International Earth Mom.

xxoo

If I'm comparing, I would say Jeff Goldblum would require a little stronger pillow talk than Jonny Lee Miller, but I don't know either one, so pfff.