Mrs. Orlando bought me one and I said "send it back and get a refund".
Still, my ringtone would be Dylan's "Idiot Wind". Sufficient to scare off anyone I don't want to talk to, plus if you're in on the joke, OK, just be succinct. I might want one that can film stuff, though. As Satchel put it: "I've seen a lot, me and my eyes". Horrible acts of brutality, but also babies staring at me with innocent eyes.
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