Hey {St. Orlando}, this is {Jack}.

Hi, Jack.

So are you coming to DC Sunday?

No. Never said I was.

Oh, all you have to do is 30 minutes.

How much are you paying?

Paying? I thought you were running for Congress!

No, I turned it down.

Why?

I figured I'd lose. Maybe I'd score 20%. This is considered a loss.

20% would be great! But you're funny. We'll put you on TV.

Pay me at least expenses.

Well, we're underbudgeted.

Who are you, again?

Jack.

Talk to you later, Jack.

youtube of you?
I haven't seen you since that one time at JRI's back in 2001.

I require dental work, but still do "media". Main reason I don't shave of late. Gary Popkin has my signed releases. He ain't the problem. Some worthless individuals screwed me outta more than a few $. NOT Gary nor Joseph. It's hard to really measure "ratings" these daze. Cash up front right now, or we're merely having a conversation, mic off. I did a Channel 9 shot not so long ago, but they acted like I was a "public figure". Sorry, I ain't.

As you likely know, I'm really not borned "St. Orlando". I don't feel like posting my "real name" avec here, but we knew one another back when, and I've left enough stuff lying around to be read or perused. Accessable.

Joseph can give you my contact information. I just won't post it here. Kitty, we was always friends, still are.