Ground Control to Mrs. Tom
Ground Control to Mrs. Tom
Take a valium cause Major Tom is gone
Ground Control to Mrs. Tom
His circuit died, something went wrong
He said he loved you then he disappeared from view
This is Ground Control to Mrs. Tom
We hope you understand
That our space program really needs your support
We need funding or this enterprise may abort
This is Mrs. Tom to Ground Control
My husband was insane
And he loved to stand outside and curse the rain
Late nights crying cause he couldn't bear the pain
Of life and he never made me happy
Oh why I'll never know
This earth made him groan
Now he's so very far from home
Though I've never experienced pregnancy
I really want to breed
Now he's gone and I'll never have his seed
Ground Control to Mrs. Tom
We'll pay you well don't hang up the phone
Can you hear us Mrs. Tom?
Can you hear us Mrs. Tom?
Can you hear us Mrs. Tom?
Can you...
See that we want to make you happy
and give you financial support
This offer is just for you
So we hope that you come through
[Sorry this turned out so lame.]
Float on a river forever and ever.
