Vice-Chancellors:
Dean of Students: Manto
Professors of Etiquette (Amazon):
Professors of Etiquette (Hunter):
Professor of Vanilla:
Professor of Whipology:
Professors in charge of TBLP and TBWLP:
Professor of Hoolie Behavioral Science:
Professors of Marmite and Spam:
Professor of History (Spam):
Professor of Music:
Professor of Sassback:
Professor of Tauntology: Cathbad
Professor of Abnormal Psychology: BlueTopaz
Professor of Grape Sorting/Identification:
Professors of YST Fittings:
Professor of BST Fittings:
Professor of Waffle Mark Removal:
Professor of YST Removal:
Professor of BST Removal:
Professor of Briefs/Boxers:
Associate Professor in charge of Iolaus Identification:
Associate Professor of BB Lint Arts and Crafts: Cupid
Associate Professor of Music: Owlharp
Professor of Romance: Romana
- Teachers Aids: Arachne, Birdly, Bluetopaz and Ladybug
STAFF
Herk and Iolaus stand-ins:
First Aid:
Student Aid:
Orientation of New Students:
Co-Ordination of ExtraCurricular Activities:
School Counselor:
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The 10 Levels of Debaucherette Training
Level 1: Debaucherette-in-Waiting The Deb-in-Waiting is assigned to the "kitchen duty" of peeling grapes and squeezing lemons (and making lemonade) for our chosen debauchees. However, a Deb-in-Waiting is not yet permitted to actually feed grapes or serve lemonade to our debauchees.
Level 2: Junior Debaucherette The Junior Deb is ready to be entrusted with those tasks which require advanced cognitive skills, such as sorting M&Ms.
Level 3: Novice Debaucherette Anyone who makes it this far needs to be taught the virtue of humility. Novice Debs are given the tasks of scrubbing out the Herculean Hot Tubs and laundering the BSTs.
Level 4: Apprentice Debaucherette The Apprentice Deb is ready to actually start learning the skills of debauchery from our Forum Mystresses (Nanaea, Astraea and Lady Pegasus) and Master OmarSnake. We allow the Apprentice Deb to fluff pillows and feed grapes to our chosen debauchees. (But that's all!)
Level 5: Debaucherette Cadet The Deb Cadet is presented with her very own whip, by our Forum Mystresses. It's a very moving graduation ceremony. Although the Deb Cadet can practice with her whip, she is not yet permitted to use it on our debauchees.
Level 6: Full Debaucherette As for what a Full Deb does, you'll have to use your own sordid imagination.
Level 7: Deb Ensign The duties of the Deb Ensign is to serve fresh squeezed lemonade to chosen Debauchees, Gods and Demi-Gods.
Level 8: Deb Lieutenant
Level 9: Deb Commander
Level 10: Captain Deb
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Courses Available at Debaucherette University
Behavioral Sciences:
- Amazon Etiquette
- Hunter Etiquette
- Sassback 101
- Tauntology
- Conspiracy 101
- Hoolie:
- History of
- The Art of
- How to recognize
- Hoolie-gan-ism 101 to 502
- How to get your hero away from your sister Amazons (Guest speakers will be invited)
- How to politely avoid eating *anything* offered to you by Falafel
- Kiwi Appreciation and Culture classes
- Romance 101
- Basic study and practice of techniques of seduction
- Romance 301
- (Prereq: Romance 101): Independent Study- Practical applications of Romance
Practical Sciences:
- Vanilla: Proper uses and effects.
- Grape Sorting and Identification.
- Proper care and maintenance of BST's.
- Proper care and maintenance of YST's.
- Identifying your hero. (Also known as "How to tell Iolaus from his cousin".)
- Spam and Marmite:
- History of Spam 101
- 101 uses for Spam, cheese and Marmite without actually eating them.
- Whipology: Novice to Expert
- How to care for TBLP and TBWLP
- Using a Chakram 101
- How to tell if the object of your desire is wearing briefs or boxers.
- Jell-O 101: Syllabus
Arts and Crafts:
- Things to make from Belly Button Lint
- Heroic Art (with LIVE models)
- 101 uses for leftover Hoolie food
- FFW storytelling Techniques
- Proof reading before posting in the NetForum
- Poetry or How to torture your friends with Puns
- Music:
- Bawdy Ballads (suitable for Hoolies!)
- Lascivious Lullabies
- Enticing and Seductive Melodies (for enticing and seducing)
- Care and Feeding of G-strings: The proper method for carefully
shoving miscreants through harpstrings so that they come out in long,
thin, unbroken slices.
- Surfing Classes:
- 101 uses for Dr. Zog's Sex Wax : Student Teacher Lanfear
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Sports Available at Debaucherette University
Team Colors/Uniforms: Yellow shirts and blue shorts with yellow and blue striped socks.
Gridiron Team: "Cerebus"
Coach/Trainer/Only Member: Pinkus
Rugby Team: "Tangiwha's" (Loose translation is Monsters)
Assistant Coach/Team Captain: Engel
Basketball Team: The "BST Hoopers".
Coach: Riordon. Assistant Coach/Team Statistician: Amalthea
Soccer Team: "Vanillarines"
Mud Wrestling Team: Coach:
Members: Alayna, aneXa, tori, Blackstar, WildKat.
Volleyball Team:
Members: Amyrlin, Calee, BonaDea, Blackstar, WildKat.
Greco-Roman Wrestling Team:
(Co-Ed)Members: Ahnjunae
Fencing Team:
Members: Ahnjunae, Antares, BonaDea, Calee, VelouriaMyst, Alayna, aneXa, AmAzOn, tori, Blackstar, WildKat.
Herkulean Hair Flip Team:
Captain: Apollena, Chief Assistant Flipper: Lady Pegasus. Team Members: Antares, Princess Hesione, Gazelle, CarrieBaby, Nuance, Calico, AMuse, Calee, Melia, Amyrlin, LonesomeDove, Aeaea, Cleo, Aspasia, Baucis, Birdly, tori.
Honorary Member: Democratus
Intramural Sports Team: Head Coach: Lessa
Archery Team:
Head Coach: Sairah, Assistant Coach: Ayla, Equipment Manager: OmarSnake
Target Manager: Ayelet Club
Members: Calee, Calico, Aeaea, Koma, Aspasia, Ahnjunae, Castalia, WHITEROSE, Birdly, Tedras, Axman, BlueTopaz, LadyBug, Nydiva, Antares, HeRcULES, Lonesome Dove, BonaDea, VelouriaMyst, TyrusHeart, Alayna, aneXa, AmAzOn, tori, WildKat.
Cheerleading Squad:
Head Cheerleader: Princess Hesione.
Second in Command: Angelika.
Members: BonaDea, Alayna, AmAzOn.
Pom-pom shakers: HunterLuke and Cathbad.
Team Masseuse: Enchantress, VelouriaMyst, aneXa.
Deb U Surfing Team: *Click on the link for members list.
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School Cheers
Cheer #1
HER - CU - LES, team, let's GO!!!
Herk, Herk, He's our man,
No one does it like HE can!!!!
Cheer #2
Iolaus, Iolaus, Let's be JOYOUS!!!
Cheer #3
I! I! E! E! We all love the BST
I! I! E! E! We are out for victory!
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Enrollment Form
If you wish to enroll in Debaucherette University, please send an email to the University with the following information:
- NAME:
- AMAZON OR HUNTER:
- COURSES YOU WISH TO TAKE:
- SPORTS TEAMS YOU WISH TO JOIN:
- DROOLER OR NON-DROOLER:
- HERO/HEROINE OF CHOICE:
- EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:
- CURRENT LEVEL OF TRAINING:**
**Do NOT cheat on that! We know who you are!!
Fine Print: All Hunters enrolling at Deb U are obligated to be practice subjects for Level 5-6 Debs.
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Credits, Acknowledgements and Disclaimers
The following people are responsible for this information:
- Nanaea: Mascot, list of lustee's, and 8 levels of training.
- OmarSnake: Deb U Motto
- Birdly: Deb U Crest
- Xenona: Sports, faculty, classes, and application.
- Engel: Team colors and Uniforms.
- Owlharp: BST Cheer and Music Courses
- Angelika: Cheers
- School Colors: Princess Hesione
- MsMoo: Spam and Cheese course
- Hebea: Who once upon a time got the idea that all of this should be in one post!
Website Staff:
- Webspace Provider and Chief Organizer: Calee (currently on hiatus)
- Temporary Webmaster and Forum moderator Antares
- Assistant Webmaster ForgetMeNot
- Assistant Forum moderators BlueTopaz and Keleos
- The Graphics Wizard: Hebea
- Story collection and coding staff: Antares, Astraea, BlueTopaz and Feonix
The Debaucherette University Graphic was created by Hebea specifically for this site.
Disclaimer: Debaucherette University is a purely fictitious
organization. It was created for enjoyment purposes by some of the
members of the Hercules NetForum. All participation is voluntary and
new members are always welcome. The characters of Hercules, Iolaus,
Salmoneous, Falafel, Jason, Iphicles, Ares, Autolycus and any others
from the TV show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys belong to
MCA/Universal/Rennaisance Pictures and no copyright infringement is
intended.
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